0 Replies and 2280 Views When the Tithe Comes In 2280 0 Started by Deleted User Two men were shipwrecked on a desert island. One was a churchgoer and the other wasn't. The minute they arrived on the island, the non-churchgoer began screaming and yelling, 'We're going to die!' There's no food! No water! We're going to die!' The other man was calmly propped against a palm tree, which drove the non-churchgoer crazy. 'Don't you understand We're going to die! What's wrong with you' 'You don't understand,' said the churchgoer, ' I make one hundred thousand dol...

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11/14/2010 3:07 PM

3 Replies and 2844 Views Preacher and Cab Driver 2844 3 Started by edward A cab driver at the pearly gates is invited to take a silken robe and golden staff with him into heaven. A preacher next in line is offered only a rough robe and a wooden staff. Astonished, the minister argues, 'But I'm a minister! You gave that cab driver a gold staff and a silk robe. Surely I rate higher than that.' Saint Peter responds matter-of-factly 'Here we are interested in results,' he says. 'When you preached, people slept. When that cabbie drove his taxi, people prayed.'

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11/12/2010 7:05 AM

0 Replies and 1484 Views Bell Ringer 1484 0 Started by Deleted User Centuries before mega-churches built in the burbs and introduced awesome electric signage, churches attracted attention with cross-topped steeples. The taller the better. So, once upon a time, there was a village church with a steeple that could be seen for miles around. It was perfect, except for one thing--the bell wouldn't ring. The church fathers invited people from all around to try their hands at remedying the problem--but to no avail. One day a small fellow came to the church and annou...

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11/06/2010 4:38 PM

0 Replies and 1702 Views THE BENEFITS OF PRAISE 1702 0 Started by edward Every morning an elderly woman would step out on her porch, raise her arms to heaven, and shout, 'Praise God!' An atheist happened to buy the house next door to her, and over the months he became very irritated with the spiritual woman. After six months of hearing her shout 'Praise God' each morning, he went outside on his porch and yelled, 'There is no God!' The godly woman wasn't put off in the least. She continued to praise God every day. One cold winter...

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11/04/2010 1:44 PM

0 Replies and 1522 Views The Fall 1522 0 Started by Deleted User A man named Jack was walking along a steep cliff one day when he accidentally got too close to the edge and fell. On the way down he grabbed a branch, which temporarily stopped his fall. He looked down and to his horror saw that the drop below him was more than a thousand feet, and he couldn't hang on to the branch forever. So Jack began yelling for help, hoping that someone passing by would hear and lower a rope or do something. 'Help! Help! is anyone up there Help' Jack yelled. No one ...

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