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Parable in F 1935 0
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When Josh Skiles was in seminary, his homiletics professor told the preaching class how important it is to use alliteration in one's sermon. Josh took it to heart, so on his first Sunday behind a pulpit, he presented this alliterated sermon based on the Prodigal Son story: Feeling footloose and frisky, a feather-brained fellow Forced his fond father to fork over the farthings And flew far to foreign fields And fabulously frittered his fortune with faithless friends. Fleeced by his fellow...
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03/05/2011 10:42 AM |
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Now I Believe 1856 0
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Pastor Jackson used this story to illustrate the point of belief in his Sunday morning homily. An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one graceful flip, the legendary beast tossed the atheist high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow both the man and the boat. As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, 'Oh, my God! Help me!' Immediately, the ferocious attack scene froze, leaving the atheist hanging in...
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03/05/2011 10:16 AM |
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Name Those Twins 1959 0
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A pregnant women from Washington D.C. gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she awakens, she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, ' Ma'am you had twins! A boy and a girl! Your brother from Maryland came in and named them.' The woman thinks to herself, ' No, not my brother...he's and idiot!' She asks the doctor, ' Well, what's the girl's name' 'Denise' 'Wow, that's not a bad name, I lik...
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02/24/2011 12:40 PM |
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A Dog Tale 1790 0
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Margaret and Fred Ziggler wanted a 'truly Christian' dog. So they went to a kennel that specialized in that particular breed. There they found a dog they liked. When they asked him to fetch a Bible, he did it in a flash. When they instructed him to look up John 3:16, he turned right to it. 'Oh, we'll take this pup, he's wonderful,' said Margaret and Fred. That night the Zigglers invited friends from their church over to meet the remarkable dog. The guest were impressed with Fido's abil...
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Kids of Isreal 1756 0
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At Twenty-third Avenue Christian Church, Charles Smith finished his Sunday school lesson. It was time for questions and answers. Up shot little Tony's hand. 'According to the Bible, Mr. Smith, the children of Isreal crossed the Red Sea. Right' 'Right.' 'An' the children of Isreal clobbered the Philistines, right' 'That's right Tony.' 'An' the children of Isreal built the Temple, right' 'Right, again.' 'An' the children of Isreal fought the 'gyptians, an' the children of Isreal wuz al...
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