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Last Post 01/14/2022 1:52 PM by Dee Stewart

I Don't Want To Go To Church!

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01/14/2022 1:52 PM
A mother went to wake her son for church one Sunday morning. When she knocked on his door, he said, "I'm not going!" "Why not?" asked his mother. "I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "One, they don't like me. Two, I don't like them." His mother replied, "I'll give you two good reasons why YOU WILL go to church. One, you're 47 years old. Two, you're the pastor!"

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