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1. What time of day was Adam created?
Just a little before Eve.

2. Who was the fastest runner in the race?
Adam. He was first in the human race.

3. Why are atoms Catholic?
Because they have mass.

4. Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was always standing on the deck

5. Why didn’t Noah ever go fishing?
He only had two worms.

6. Did Eve ever have a date with Adam?
Nope — just an apple.

7. Why did the unemployed man get excited while reading his Bible?
He thought he saw a job.

8. Does God love everyone?
Yes, but He prefers “fruits of the spirit” to “religious nuts!”




January Nelson