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0 Replies and 62 Views New Age Jokes 2  62  0 Started by  Dee Stewart I didn't believe in reincarnation in my last lifetime, either. Changing Times Scene: A New Age Vegetarian Café Waitress: 'Would you like milk with that' Cheerful New Age customer: 'Oh my goodness! No one drinks cow's milk anymore! Do you have any soy milk' One week later: Waitress: 'Would you like soy milk with that' Cheerful New age customer: 'Oh my goodness, no one drinks soy milk anymore! Do you have almond milk Waitress sniffs some cedar oil from a small vial...
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06/17/2019 7:45 AM
0 Replies and 61 Views New Age Jokes  61  0 Started by  Dee Stewart So, I hear reincarnation is making a comeback. 'Oh no! What if this Spiritual Awakening stuff is all a hoax, and all we're really doing is making our lives more GOD-centered, peaceful, happy, meaningful and contented' Remember, you're unique! (Just like everybody else!)
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06/17/2019 7:42 AM
0 Replies and 80 Views Zen Humor  80  0 Started by  Dee Stewart A Zen master once said to me, 'Do the opposite of whatever I tell you.' So I didn't. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Forget this and attaining Enlightenment will be the least of your problems. Wherever you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story. Be here now. Be someplace else later. Is that so complicated To Find the Buddha, look within. Deep inside you are ten thousand flowers. Each flower blossoms ten thousand times. Each blossom has ...
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06/01/2019 10:32 AM
0 Replies and 77 Views More Zen Jokes  77  0 Started by  Dee Stewart 1. A Zen student asked his master, 'Is it OK to use email' 'Yes,' came the reply, 'But no attachments.' 2. Four monks were meditating in a temple when, all of a sudden, the prayer flag on the roof started flapping. The youngest monk came out of his meditation and said, 'Flag is flapping.' The second, more experienced monk said, 'Wind is flapping.' The third monk, who had been there for more than twenty years, said, 'Mind is flapping.' The fourth monk, who was the elde...
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05/21/2019 11:19 AM
0 Replies and 55 Views Zen Jokes  55  0 Started by  Dee Stewart 1. A Zen student went to a temple and asked how long it would take him to gain enlightenment if he joined the temple. 'Ten years,' said the Zen master. 'Well, how about if I really work hard and double my effort' 'Twenty years.' 2. Seeing his master on the other side of a raging torrent, a student waved his arms and shouted out, 'Master, master, how do I get to the other side' The master smiled and said, 'You are on the other side.' 3. One Zen student said, 'My teacher is ...
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