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0 Replies and 339 Views The Dog and The Violin  339  0 Started by  Dee Stewart Little Hope was practicing the violin in the living room while her father was trying to read in the den. The family dog was lying in the den, and as the screeching sounds of little Hope's violin reached his ears, he began to howl loudly. The father listened to the dog and the violin as long as he could. Then he jumped up and yelled above the noise, 'Can't you play something the dog doesn't know!'
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12/17/2018 10:00 AM
0 Replies and 274 Views Plant What Will Be Harvested  274  0 Started by  Dee Stewart The information that we gather, but fail to use, dies and is buried. It is the information that we gather and use that takes root and forces us to grow with it.
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12/16/2018 9:45 AM
0 Replies and 199 Views Day Off  199  0 Started by  Dee Stewart Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, 'I can make the boss give me the day off.' The man replies, 'And how would you do that' The woman says, 'Just wait and see.' She then hangs upside down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, 'What are you doing' The woman replies, 'I'm a light bulb.' The boss then says, 'You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.' The man starts to follow her and the boss says, 'Where are yo...
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12/16/2018 9:43 AM
0 Replies and 206 Views Five Miles  206  0 Started by  Dee Stewart My doctor was giving me a hard time about my health. To get back on his good side I bought a puppy and named him 'Five Miles'. That way, when I went to see my doctor I could tell him, 'I walk five miles every morning!'
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12/16/2018 9:42 AM
0 Replies and 168 Views Problems Without An Answer  168  0 Started by  Dee Stewart 'Problems without solutions, sometimes have a way of solving themselves. Just put them aside, in a neat stack, and let time help solve them for you.' - J.W. Dillow -
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12/15/2018 7:47 AM
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