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0 Replies and 1982 Views West Texas  1982  0 Started by  Deleted User A cattleman from West Texas died and went on to the great beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the terrain was bare with no greenery. He remarked to the gate keeper, 'Howdy St Peter' ,Say, this looks just like Texas'. The gatekeeper replied, ' First of all, I'm not St. Peter and second, you really don't know where you are at all, do you
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0 Replies and 2229 Views Praying Mantis  2229  0 Started by  David C Lewis What do you get when you cross a praying mantis with a termite An insect that says grace before he eats your house!
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01/26/2010 8:14 PM
0 Replies and 1976 Views An Ancient Leaf  1976  0 Started by  Dean Baylor &91;IMAGE:19&93;A young boy picked up the family Bible, and an old, dry leaf fell out from between the pages. Excited, he picked up the leaf and ran to his father. 'Dad,' he said. 'Look what I found in the Bible! I think its Adam's underwear!'
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01/26/2010 5:40 AM
0 Replies and 3203 Views We are Three, You are Three  3203  0 Started by  Pearl33 We Are Three, You are Three When his ship stopped at a remote island for a day, the bishop determined to use the time as profitable as possible. He strolled along the seashore and came across three fishermen attending to their nets. In Pidgin English they announced to him that centuries before missionaries had Christianised them. 'We Christians!' they said proudly pointing to one another. The bishop was impressed. Did they know the Lord's Prayer They had never heard of it. The bishop wa...
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0 Replies and 1857 Views The Best Position to Pray  1857  0 Started by  Pearl33 Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone repairman worked nearby. 'Kneeling is definitely best,' claimed one. 'No,' another contended. 'I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to Heaven.' 'You're both wrong,' the third insisted. 'The most effective prayer position is lying prostrate, face down on the floor.' The repairman could contain himself no longer. 'Hey, fellas, ' he interrupted, 'the best prayin' I ever did was hangin' u...
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