0 Replies and 1803 Views The Interview 1803 0 Started by Deleted User The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer, who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket, went in to try out for the job. 'Okay,' the sheriff drawled, 'Gomer, what is 1 and 1' '11' he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, 'That's not what I meant, but he's right. What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'' 'Today and tomorrow.' The sheriff was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himsel...

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07/16/2011 8:52 AM

0 Replies and 1533 Views HR Heaven and Hell 1533 0 Started by Deleted User One day while walking down the street a highly successful HR Director was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. 'Welcome to Heaven,' said St. Peter. 'Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Director make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you.' 'No probl...

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07/14/2011 2:40 PM

0 Replies and 1542 Views The Snail 1542 0 Started by Deleted User A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there; but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said 'it is quite cold out here can I come in' the man shouted 'NO, why don't you all understand I want to be alone!' and he kicked the snail down the mountain. One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, 'What did you do that for...

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07/08/2011 6:04 PM

0 Replies and 1549 Views The Photographer 1549 0 Started by Deleted User The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane. 'It will be waiting for you at the airport!' he was assured by his editor. As soon as he got to the small, rural airport, sure enough, a plane was warming up near the runway. He jumped in with his equipment and yelled, 'Let's go! Let's go!' The pilot swung the plane into the wind and soon they...

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07/08/2011 6:00 PM

3 Replies and 3780 Views I invite you to play with me, our Beloved El Morya 02/04/2009 3780 3 Started by edward In a Heart Stream on February 04, 2009, our Beloved El Morya said, ' I invite you play with me'. I gave the prayer 10.010 I AM the One! After the preamble I said, ' My Beloved El Morya, teach me how to play with you! This morning when I came back from the grocery store, our Beloved El Morya played a Joke on me.

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