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A rather stingy man died and went to heaven. He was met at the front gate by St. Peter, who led him on a house tour down the golden streets. They passed mansion after beautiful mansion until they came to the end of the street and stopped in front of a tiny shack without gold paving in front. " And here is where you will be living, sir," Peter announced.

"Me live here?" the stingy man yelled. "How come?"

Peter replied, "I did the best I could with the money you sent us."