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Bertha Jones was a middle aged woman who had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. During the experience she saw God and asked if this was the end of the road for her. God said no and explained that she had another thirty years to live.
Upon recovery she figured if she had thirty to forty more years, she might as well stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, tummy tuck, hair transplant and coloring, and a nose job.
After her hospital stay, she walked out of the front door and was killed by a delivery truck. When she arrived in front of God, she asked, " I thought you said I had another thirty to forty years left?"
God replied, " Sorry Bertha, I didn't recognize you."