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0 Replies and 201 Views I Don't Want To Go To Church!  201  0 Started by  Dee Stewart A mother went to wake her son for church one Sunday morning. When she knocked on his door, he said, 'I'm not going!' 'Why not' asked his mother. 'I'll give you two good reasons,' he said. 'One, they don't like me. Two, I don't like them.' His mother replied, 'I'll give you two good reasons why YOU WILL go to church. One, you're 47 years old. Two, you're the pastor!'
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01/14/2022 1:52 PM
0 Replies and 217 Views Christian Jokes  217  0 Started by  Dee Stewart 1. What time of day was Adam created Just a little before Eve. 2. Who was the fastest runner in the race Adam. He was first in the human race. 3. Why are atoms Catholic Because they have mass. 4. Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark Because Noah was always standing on the deck 5. Why didn’t Noah ever go fishing He only had two worms. 6. Did Eve ever have a date with Adam Nope — just an apple. 7. Why did the unemployed man get excited while reading his Bible He th...
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01/12/2022 11:41 AM
0 Replies and 210 Views Name Please  210  0 Started by  Dee Stewart A frantic woman takes her kid to the doctor. 'Doctor, doctor,' she says. 'My son swallowed a pen!' The doctor says, “Calm down madam. I’ll take care of it. But let me get some information first.' He takes a clipboard with a form and asks her, “Name” The woman replies, “Parker” After a movement of thought the doctor says, “The name of the BOY, Madam, not the pen brand.” Submitted by Raj Padmanathan
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01/12/2022 11:31 AM
0 Replies and 209 Views Warmest Year on Record  209  0 Started by  Dee Stewart Fact Of The Day: Tied For Warmest Year Ever According to a NASA analysis, the years 2016 and 2020 are tied for the WARMEST YEAR ever on record.
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01/11/2022 11:02 AM
0 Replies and 222 Views Is It A Girl or Boy  222  0 Started by  Dee Stewart After learning the Lamaze method of natural childbirth, I was admitted to the delivery room with my wife. It seemed like an eternity before the doctor finally announced, 'I've got the head now; just a few more minutes.' 'Is it a girl or boy' I asked excitedly. The doctor replied, 'I don't know. It's hard to tell by the ears.' Submitted by Merk
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