0 Replies and 1390 Views Word Association 1390 0 Started by Deleted User A lecturer from the denominational seminary was illustrating some point or other in an adult education class. ' What is the opposite of joy' ' Sadness,' answered the student. The academic nodded approvingly and continued, ' And the opposite of depression' ' Elation, another student volunteered. Undeterred the lecturer persisted with her questioning, ' And what about the opposite of woe' Quick as a flash, an old-timer in the class fired back, ' I reckon that would be giddy up.'

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0 Replies and 2007 Views Little Red Wagon 2007 0 Started by Deleted User It was the day after Christmas at a downtown church in San Francisco. The pastor was out in front looking over the manger scene set up on the front lawn when he noticed the Christ Child figure was missing. Right on cue, he turned to see a little boy with a red wagon coming down the street and in the wagon was the figure of the infant Jesus. So the pastor walked up to the boy and asked, 'Well, young man, where did you pick up your passenger' 'I got Him here, from the church.' 'And why ...

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0 Replies and 1857 Views Nativity Fire 1857 0 Started by Deleted User A rural church began the lovely Christmas tradition of staging a Living Nativity scene on the front lawn. It became the talk of the small community. A visitor driving through town stopped and admired the performance, but one feature troubled him. The three wise men were carrying heavy canvas hoses, and they wore fire helmets. Unable to come up with an explanation on his own, the tourist went to one of the church members who stood by. 'Why the fire hoses and helmets on the three wise men' he...

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0 Replies and 1468 Views Forgiveness? 1468 0 Started by Deleted User Old Jack and old John had been board members at Prince of Peace Christian Church for as long as anyone could remember. They were constantly at odds with each other and at each other's throats, especially in church board meetings. When one would vote 'yes', the other would have to vote 'no.' One day old Jack died and arrived at Heaven's gates. He noticed how everyone was asked a question before they proceeded in. When it was his turn, St. Peter said, ' Hi, Jack. To see if you qualify t...

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0 Replies and 1482 Views More on Tithing 1482 0 Started by Deleted User A rather stingy man died and went to heaven. He was met at the front gate by St. Peter, who led him on a house tour down the golden streets. They passed mansion after beautiful mansion until they came to the end of the street and stopped in front of a tiny shack without gold paving in front. ' And here is where you will be living, sir,' Peter announced. 'Me live here' the stingy man yelled. 'How come' Peter replied, 'I did the best I could with the money you sent us.'

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