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The Cleaning Woman 1687 0
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There was a little old cleaning woman that went to the local church. When the invitation was given at the end of the service, she went forward wanting to become a member. The pastor listened as she told him how she had accepted Jesus and wanted to be baptized and become a member of the church. The pastor thought to himself, 'Oh my, she is so unkempt, even smells a little, and her fingernails are not clean. She picks up garbage, cleans toilets-what would the members think of her.' He told h...
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04/01/2011 9:55 AM |
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Satan-In-Law 1641 0
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One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny Midwest town got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the townspeople were in their pews. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from an evil incarnate. Soon everyone was evacuated from the church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving....seemin...
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04/01/2011 9:40 AM |
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Out of Gas 1610 0
Started by Deleted User
A nun who works for a local home health care agency was out making her rounds when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, there was a station just down the street. She walked to the station to borrow a can with enough gas to start the car and drive to the station for a fill up. The attendant regretfully told her that the only can he owned had just been loaned out, but if she would care to wait he was sure it would be back shortly. Since the nun was on the way to see a patient she decid...
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04/01/2011 9:31 AM |
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Bible Trivia-Answers 1931 0
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Here are a few Bible Trivia, see if you can find the answers! 1. When Aaron and his sons were ordained, Moses had to put Ram's Blood on their right ear lobes, right thumbs, and right big toes. 2. When Moses led the Israelites out of Egypt, he took Joseph's Bones. 3. Three things were in the Ark of the Covenant: the Ten Commandments, a pot of manna, and Aaron's Staff. Keep Smiling
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03/23/2011 6:29 PM |
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The minister and the organist 1820 0
Started by edward
Shortly before morning worship, a minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he could ask the congregation for more money for church repairs. He was even more troubled when he learned the regular organist was sick. When the last-minute substitute asked what to play,the pastor replied with a sigh, 'Whatever you think best'. Opening the service with announcements, the pastor said, 'Brothers and sisters, we are in great difficulty. The roof repairs have cost twice as much as we expected and w...
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03/10/2011 8:40 AM |
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