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0 Replies and 1738 Views Remarkable Parrot  1738  0 Started by  Deleted User Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said; 'I built a big house for our mother.' The second said; 'I sent her a Mercedes with a driver.' The third said; 'You remember how our mothr enjoys reading the Bible. Now she can't see very well. So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took the elders in the church 12 years to teach him. Mama just has to name the cha...
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0 Replies and 1675 Views A Short History of Medicine  1675  0 Started by  Deleted User 'DOCTOR, I HAVE AN EAR ACHE.' 2000 BC- 'HERE, EAT THIS ROOT.' 1000 BC- 'THAT ROOT IS HEATHEN, SAY THIS PRAYER.' 1850 AD- 'THAT PRAYER IS SUPERSTITION, DRINK THIS POTION.' 1940 AD- 'THAT POTION IS SNAKE OIL, SWALLOW THIS PILL.' 1985 AD- 'THAT PILL IS INEFFECTIVE, TAKE THIS ANTIBIOTIC.' 2000 AD- 'THAT ANTIBIOTIC IS ARTIFICIAL. HERE, EAT THIS ROOT!'
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05/04/2011 5:40 PM
0 Replies and 1615 Views Ducks  1615  0 Started by  Deleted User Three women die in a car accident and arrive at the pearly gates of Heaven. St. Peter greets them and says before they ever enter Heaven, 'Whatever you do, don't step on the ducks!' Well the women thought that this was a very odd thing to say, but when they enter Heaven, they see why he did! Ducks are EVERYWHERE! The 1st. woman was talking to the 2nd. woman and, not paying attention, stepped on a duck. St. Peter appears at her side with a pair of handcuffs and a hideous man. 'Now that you...
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05/04/2011 5:32 PM
0 Replies and 2010 Views I GOT YOUR MOMMA  2010  0 Started by  Mariah Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner. Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell her mother what she wanted. 'Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.' Now, Little Carol was a bit of a troublemaker. She had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Carol's mother asked her if she thought she deserved to get a bike for her birthday. Little Carol, of course, thought she did. Carol's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted her to...
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0 Replies and 1990 Views Men in Heaven-Who is the Head of the Household?  1990  0 Started by  Deleted User At the end of the age when all the believers were standing in line waiting to get into heaven, God appeared and said, ' I want all the men to form two lines. One line will be for the men who were the true heads of their households. The other will be for the men who were dominated by their wives.' God continued, ' I want all the women to report to St Peter.' The women left and the men formed two lines. The line of men who were dominated by their wives was seemingly unending. The line of...
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04/15/2011 7:22 PM
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