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0 Replies and 1522 Views Police Academy 101  1522  0 Started by  Deleted User A police recruit was asked during the exam, 'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother' He said: 'Call for backup.'
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08/01/2011 10:21 AM
0 Replies and 1629 Views THE NUTS!  1629  0 Started by  Deleted User Two boy scouts went on a nature hike in the hills picking hickory nuts. Along the way, they filled their small pails and then started to fill their pockets and shirts. When they could hold no more nuts, they started down the country road until they came across a cemetery. The boys decided that would be a good place to stop and rest and divide out the nuts. The two boys sat in the shade of a large oak tree and unloaded their pockets and buckets by dumping all of the nuts in a large pile....
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07/25/2011 9:11 AM
0 Replies and 1466 Views The Legs Have It!  1466  0 Started by  Deleted User Joe, a college student, was taking a course in ornithology, the study of birds. The night before the biggest test of the semester, Joe spent all night studying. He had the textbook nearly memorized. He knew his class notes backward and forward. Joe was ready. The morning of the test, Joe entered the auditorium and took a seat in the front row. On the table in the front was a row of ten stuffed birds. Each bird had a sack covering its body, and only the legs were showing. When class started, t...
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07/24/2011 7:59 AM
0 Replies and 1619 Views Texas Cowboy Bank Loan  1619  0 Started by  Mariah Texas Cowboy Bank Loan....Never underestimate a Texas Cowboy. A cowboy from Sweetwater, Texas walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Paris for an International Festival and would be gone for two weeks. He needed to borrow $5,000, but he was not a depositor in that bank. The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Cowboy handed ...
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07/22/2011 7:26 AM
0 Replies and 1723 Views A Very Friendly Community  1723  0 Started by  Deleted User A rather old fashioned lady, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language, was planning a weeks holiday in Sydney with her husband, so she wrote to a particular camping ground and asked for a reservation. She wanted to make sure that the camping ground was fully equipped, but didn't know quite how to ask about the toilet facilities. She just couldn't bring herself to write the word 'toilet' in her letter. After much thought, she finally came up with the old ...
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07/18/2011 11:11 AM
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