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0 Replies and 268 Views You Know You Are From the Pacific Northwest  268  0 Started by  Dee Stewart You know the state flower is mildew. You know the state motto: 'Rain What rain' You have a T-shirt that says, '200 Billion Slugs Can't Be Wrong!' You use the term 'sun break' and know what it means. You open the windows in the summer to let the warm air in. Your Early Girl tomatoes ripen in September. Names like Point No Point, Useless Bay, Deception Pass, Destruction Island and Friday Harbor don't phase you. You feel guilty throwing out paper or aluminum cans. To you,...
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0 Replies and 268 Views New Job  268  0 Started by  Dee Stewart Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, 'And what starting salary are you looking for' The engineer replies, 'In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.' The interviewer inquires, 'Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks' vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50 of salary, and a company car leased every t...
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0 Replies and 245 Views Hide and Seek  245  0 Started by  Dee Stewart Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a policeman approached him and asked, 'What are you doing' 'Playing a game,' the boy replied. 'What is your name' the officer questioned. 'Mind You...
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0 Replies and 242 Views Visit to Chicago  242  0 Started by  Dee Stewart A man wrote a letter to one of the Chicago hotels he planned to stay at while on vacation: 'I would like to bring my dog with me. He is well behaved and well-groomed. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room' The hotel owner replied, saying, 'I've been operating hotels for thirty years. I've never had a dog steal bedclothes, towels, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to kick a dog out in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never ...
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01/29/2022 11:50 AM
0 Replies and 234 Views Is This A Joke?  234  0 Started by  Dee Stewart Have you ever had one of those answering service calls where you find yourself saying things you don't believe This is so priceless....and so easy to see happening, given the state of customer service these days.... My Aunt passed away this past January. Her bank billed her for February and March for their monthly service charge on her credit card, and then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00, but had now grown to somewhere around $60.00. I pl...
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