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Last Post 02/23/2022 1:27 PM by  Dee Stewart
One Liners
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02/23/2022 1:27 PM
    Why did the tomato blush?
    Because it saw the salad dressing.

    Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
    It had great food, but no atmosphere.

    What do you call a cheese that’s not yours?
    Nacho cheese!

    Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
    There was nothing left but de Brie.

    What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
    A carrot.

    What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?
    Patty!

    Butch: “Which lunch meat tastes like hot dogs?”
    Dad: “Bologna?”
    Butcher: “This isn’t bologna. I’m asking a serious question.”

    Where do beef burgers go dancing?
    The meatball.

    Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
    Because he always has a great fall.

    Why did bread break up with margarine?
    Because he found a butter lover.
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