1. MACK: I heard you have a good roof joke. Can I hear it?
JACK: Nope. It's over your head.

2. WORKER: Boss, we gotta talk. Three other companies are after me, and I really deserve a raise.
BOSS: Three other companies? Which three?
WORKER: Gas, water and electric.

3. HOW MUCH TRAINING DO YOU NEED TO BECOME A TRASH COLLECTOR?
Not much. You pick it up as you go along.

4. WHY DID THE MASSEUR GET FIRED?
He rubbed people the wrong way.

5. PERRY: I heard you went to trial for stealing someone's luggage!
SHERRY: Yes, but they let me go. It was a briefcase.

Our Beloved El Morya says: The Universe is only one of GOD'S toys.
My Beloved El Morya, Thank You for letting me play with my HeartFriends!!

Namaste'
Edward