People think “icy” is the easiest word to spell.
Come to think of it, I see why.



My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, “Just you wait!”


What’s the easiest way to get straight As?
Use a ruler.



A grasshopper sits down at a bar.
The bartender says, “We have a drink named after you!”

The grasshopper replies, “Who names a drink ‘Steve?'”


What’s a balloon’s least favorite type of music?
Pop.


I went into a store to buy some books about turtles.
“Hardbacks?” asked the shopkeeper.

“Yes,” I replied. “And they have little heads, too.”


What does the world’s top dentist get?
A little plaque.