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Last Post 07/03/2019 1:25 PM by  Dee Stewart
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07/03/2019 1:25 PM
    People think “icy” is the easiest word to spell.
    Come to think of it, I see why.



    My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
    I told them, “Just you wait!”


    What’s the easiest way to get straight As?
    Use a ruler.



    A grasshopper sits down at a bar.
    The bartender says, “We have a drink named after you!”

    The grasshopper replies, “Who names a drink ‘Steve?'”


    What’s a balloon’s least favorite type of music?
    Pop.


    I went into a store to buy some books about turtles.
    “Hardbacks?” asked the shopkeeper.

    “Yes,” I replied. “And they have little heads, too.”


    What does the world’s top dentist get?
    A little plaque.
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