One woman to another in a crystal shop: "I just bought some really cool eye shadow for my Third Eye!" Q: Did you hear about the new low-fat Buddhist Path? A: "I Cant Believe Its Not Buddha" Q: How do you describe a schizophrenic Zen Buddhist? A: A man who is at "Two" with the Universe! Q. What did the sign in the monastery searching for new monks say? A. Inquire within!
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