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06/17/2019 7:48 AM
    One woman to another in a crystal shop:

    "I just bought some really cool

    eye shadow for my Third Eye!"



    Q: Did you hear about the new low-fat Buddhist Path?

    A: "I Cant Believe Its Not Buddha"



    Q: How do you describe a schizophrenic Zen Buddhist?

    A: A man who is at "Two" with the Universe!




    Q. What did the sign in the monastery

    searching for new monks say?

    A. Inquire within!



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