I didn't believe in reincarnation in my last lifetime, either. Changing Times Scene: A New Age Vegetarian Café Waitress: "Would you like milk with that?" Cheerful New Age customer: "Oh my goodness! No one drinks cow's milk anymore! Do you have any soy milk?" One week later: Waitress: "Would you like soy milk with that?" Cheerful New age customer: "Oh my goodness, no one drinks soy milk anymore! Do you have almond milk? Waitress sniffs some cedar oil from a small vial to reduce stress. One week later: Waitress: "Would you like almond milk with that?" Cheerful New age customer: Oh my goodness, no one drinks almond milk anymore! Do you have rice milk? Waitress takes some valerian root tincture to reduce stress. One week later: Waitress: "Would you like rice milk with that?" Cheerful New Age customer: "Oh my goodness, no one drinks rice milk anymore! Do You have cashew milk?" Waitress takes some Ashwagandha root tincture to reduce stress. One week later: Waitress: "Would you like cashew milk with that?" New Age customer: "Oh my goodness, no one drinks cashew milk anymore! Do You have hemp milk?" Waitress pleasantly replies: "Yes, I am pleased to say that we now have hemp milk. Would you like a glass?" Cheerful New Age customer: "Is it organic?" Waitress happily replies: "Yes it is." Cheerful New Age customer: "Oh, I'm cleansing today. Is it Ayurvedic?" Waitress passes out. Sign in restaurant: Please pray for our waitress Susie who is gradually recovering from a severe stress disorder. She is delirious and keeps mumbling something about milk. This is a very serious. We are waving burning sage around her, but she doesn't seem to be responding. Please place a crystal on your altar, light a candle for her, visualize her as perfectly healthy, and affirm her perfect clarity of mind. Thanks!
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