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A Zen master once said to me, "Do the opposite of whatever I tell you."
So I didn't.


Breathe in. Breathe out.
Breathe in. Breathe out.
Forget this and attaining Enlightenment
will be the least of your problems.


Wherever you go, there you are.
Your luggage is another story.


Be here now.
Be someplace else later.
Is that so complicated?


To Find the Buddha, look within.
Deep inside you are ten thousand flowers.
Each flower blossoms ten thousand times.
Each blossom has ten thousand petals.
You might want to see a specialist.


Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

Q: What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is working with?
A: He enters Nerdvana.

Never forget that you are unique, like everyone else.