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0 Replies and 268 Views Pastor Norton  268  0 Started by  Dee Stewart The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and, realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf. So he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and convinced him to say Mass for him that day. As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norton headed out of town to a golf course about forty miles away. This way he knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew from his parish. Setting up on the first tee, h...
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01/19/2022 3:16 PM
0 Replies and 218 Views Noah in the 21st Century  218  0 Started by  Dee Stewart And we thought we had problems! If Noah had lived in the United States in the last ten years, the story may have gone something like this: And the Lord spoke to Noah and said, 'In one year, I am going to make it rain and cover the whole earth with water until all flesh is destroyed. But I want you to save the righteous people and two of every kind of living thing on earth. Therefore, I am commanding you to build an Ark.' In fear and trembling, Noah took the plans and agreed to build the ark. ...
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01/16/2022 8:24 AM
0 Replies and 225 Views Fire Exit  225  0 Started by  Dee Stewart Two lady school teachers from Brooklyn, spending their sabbatical year exploring western Canada, stopped at a small and old-fashioned hotel in Alberta recently. One of the pair was inclined to be worrisome when traveling, and she couldn't rest until she had made a tour of the corridors to hunt out exits in case of fire. The first door she opened, unfortunately, turned out to be that of the public bath, occupied by an elderly gentleman taking a shower. 'Oh, excuse me!' the lady stammered, ...
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01/15/2022 8:53 AM
0 Replies and 221 Views Words of Wisdom  221  0 Started by  Dee Stewart 'Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.' WILL ROGERS
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01/15/2022 8:47 AM
0 Replies and 245 Views Area 51  245  0 Started by  Dee Stewart You've heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as 'Area 51' Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were surprised to see a Cessna landing at their 'secret' base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room. The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check...
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