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0 Replies and 48 Views Why is 68 Afraid of 70?  48  0 Started by  Dee Stewart Why is 68 afraid of 70 Because 69 and 70 got into a fight and 71.
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07/19/2019 11:41 AM
0 Replies and 76 Views Shorts  76  0 Started by  Dee Stewart People think “icy” is the easiest word to spell. Come to think of it, I see why. My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, “Just you wait!” What’s the easiest way to get straight As Use a ruler. A grasshopper sits down at a bar. The bartender says, “We have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper replies, “Who names a drink ‘Steve'” What’s a balloon’s least favorite type of music Pop. I went into a store t...
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07/03/2019 1:25 PM
0 Replies and 115 Views Ooodles of Smiles 2  115  0 Started by  Dee Stewart Kind Words Our pastor was teaching Proverbs 16:24: 'Pleasant words are as an honeycomb, sweet to the soul, and health to the bones.' The minister then added, 'You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.' My wife leaned over, put her head on my shoulder, and whispered in my ear, 'I just love to watch your muscles ripple when you take out the garbage.' Hmmm, Should I Thin this Paint The church was badly in need of a coat of paint. So the pastor decided he'd d...
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06/17/2019 7:58 AM
0 Replies and 71 Views Ooodles of Smiles  71  0 Started by  Dee Stewart Buddhist monk contemplating reality: 'If there is no self, then whose arthritis is this' 'I know nothing . . . And I'm not even sure of that' 'Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Forget this, and attaining Enlightenment will be the least of my problems.' Monk Transportation My husband and sons and I had stopped to take in a spectacular sunset and were on our way back to our car when four Buddhist monks dressed in orange robes walked by. When our sons a...
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06/17/2019 7:54 AM
0 Replies and 61 Views New Age Jokes 3  61  0 Started by  Dee Stewart One woman to another in a crystal shop: 'I just bought some really cool eye shadow for my Third Eye!' Q: Did you hear about the new low-fat Buddhist Path A: 'I Cant Believe Its Not Buddha' Q: How do you describe a schizophrenic Zen Buddhist A: A man who is at 'Two' with the Universe! Q. What did the sign in the monastery searching for new monks say A. Inquire within!
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