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0 Replies and 61 Views The Moral  61  0 Started by  Dee Stewart Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question... What do women really want Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to y...
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07/22/2019 9:08 AM
0 Replies and 47 Views Beethoven's Inspiration  47  0 Started by  Dee Stewart 'Master Ludwig,' said Beethoven's manservant one day, 'where do you get your inspiration from' Why, from you of course, dear Heinrich!' Beethoven answered. Heinrich slapped his thigh in delight. 'Oh, what a joker you are, master! A genius like you inspired by a dullard like me! That's a good one. Ha-ha-ha-*haaaah*! Ha-ha-ha-*haaaah!*'
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07/22/2019 8:53 AM
0 Replies and 35 Views The Definition  35  0 Started by  Dee Stewart A Student is in Engineering Class, when the Teacher asks What is a Machine Student 1: A machine is anything that reduces human effort Teacher: Will you please elaborate Student 1: Anything that simplifies work, or saves time, is a machine Teacher: What is the true definition Student 2: Sir, machines are any combination of bodies so connected that their relative motions are constrained and by which means, force and motion may be transmitted and modified as a screw and it's nut, or...
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07/22/2019 8:49 AM
0 Replies and 42 Views Hide And Seek  42  0 Started by  Dee Stewart Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, 'What are you doing' 'Playing a game,' the boy replied. 'What is your name' the officer questioned. 'Mind Yo...
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07/22/2019 8:42 AM
0 Replies and 59 Views Poor Maisie  59  0 Started by  Dee Stewart One woman says to another, 'Poor Maisie really has suffered for what she believes in.' 'And what DOES she believe in' asks the other. 'She believes that you can wear a size six shoe on a size nine foot.'
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