A Non Believer was walking through the woods, thinking to himself,
"How beautiful the animals are!"
"How majestic the trees are!"
"How powerful the rivers are!"

As he walked along the river, he heard rustling in the bushes behind him. He
turned and saw an 8 foot grizzly bear charging towards him. He ran along the path
as fast as he could, and when he looked over his shoulder, he saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He kept running,and when he looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. Then he tripped and fell on the ground. The bear was right on top of him with his right paw raised to strike him. At that instant, the Non Believer cried,
"God help me!"

Time Stopped.

The Bear Froze.

The forest was silent.

A bright light shone upon the man and a voice from the sky said, "You've denied my existence for all these years and have taught others that I don't exist. You've even credited creation to a cosmic accident. Why would you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Are you now a believer?"

The Non Believer looked into the light and said, "Well, I would be a hypocrite to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Believer now, and could you, maybe make the BEAR a Believer?"

"Very Well", said the voice.

The light went out.

The sounds of the forest resumed.

The bear lowered his right paw and brought both paws together. He bowed his head, and said: "Lord, bless this food which I am about to receive from Your bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."

Thank you Anjellis. These are unusual jokes . i repeat them over and over.constance

Beloved Constance, you give me such inspiration. Bless your Noble Heart!!!!!