The Grace Church treasurer went to the pastor with the bad news that they couldn't make the mortgage payment or pay the utilities. So the pastor went to his congregation on Sunday morning. " We need an extra large offering this morning." Then he added, " We will honor the person who gives the largest offering by inviting him or her to pick out three HYMNS for the service."

To the Pastor's delight, there was a one thousand dollar bill in the plate, which made him so excited he asked the big giver to indentify himself so he could say "thank you."

A quiet little lady sitting in the back corner shyly stood, and the pastor invited her to the front. Telling her how generous her gift was, he also invited her to select three HYMNS. Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three handsomest men in the sanctuary, and said, " I'll take HIM and HIM and HIM."