When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter said, "Welcome, Forest. We've heard a lot about you." He continued, " Unfortunately, it's getting pretty crowded up here and we find that we now have to give people an entrance examination before we let them in."

"Okay", said Forest. " I hope it's not too hard. I've already been through a test. My momma used to say, " Life is like a final exam. It's hard."

"Yes, Forest, I know. But this test is only three questions. Here they are."
1. Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'?"
2. How many seconds are in a year?
3. What is God's first name?

" Well, sir, said Forest, " The first one is easy. Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'? Today and Tomorrow."

St Peter looked surprised and said, "Well, that wasn't the answer I was looking for, but you have a point. I give you credit for that answer."

"The next question," said Forest, "How many seconds are in a year? Twelve."
"Yes,sir. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd...."
St Peter interruped him. "I see what you mean. I'll have to give you credit for that one, too."

"And the last question, " said Forest, " What is God's first name? It's Andy."
"Andy?" said St Peter, in shock. " How did you come up with Andy?"
"I learned it in church. We used to sing about it."
Forest broke into song, "Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am his own."

St Peter opened the gate to heaven and said, "Run, Forest, Run!"

My wife and I love this joke. We laughed for days . . .